Colourful World

So as usual I have nothing interesting to say, so I thought I'd browse through the stats and see what people were searching for in order to find themselves knocking on the doors of my humble but abysmal abode.

So here goes:

Alibis - I don't know exactly what you did, but please don't implicate me.

can't get you out of my system out ouf my head out of my future - I always wanted a stalker. I think.

dodgy foxtel installer - been there, done that.

farrah fawcett nipple pix - more boob related searches. I think you'll find if you watch that dodgy 80's space station movie she did with Kirk Douglas you might find the answer you're looking for. Not that I would know.

flickr screw my wife sex photo - Uh?! Mine or yours?

jesus loves slayer - I'm sure he does rock out to Reign In Blood and Alter of Sacrifice every Friday night while supping Jeigermeister with his Dad and his best mate, the holy ghost.

spank slipper my kids -slippers - Anyone who knows how to use a search engine will immediately realise this person was only thinking of spanking their kids with the one slipper, not both slippers. That makes it alright then I guess.

Talking of which, I was given some links to some material by Canadian/Indian comedian Russell Peters the other day and he is just frickin' hilarious. Here's one about beating the kids: