B is for ... (Part 3)
[B] is for Boobs
Not to disappoint Amanda, here's an entry for boobies. A long time favourite subject of mine and an entry that was going to be included anyway. I don't think they've had a mention for a few months. No wonder my site stats are down recently. Yes I am a boobs man, but I'm also a leg man, a butt man, a neck man ... heck, let's just say all-over.
There's not much I can say other than anything much more than a handful is waste. Women like Pamela Anderson do nothing for me. If it's fake, it's a waste of silicone.
Boobs. Jugs. Orbs. Elmer Fudds. Bouncing Buddhas. Sweater stretchers. Lung protectors. Beach umbrellas. Frost detectors. Scooby Snacks, Jell-o molds. High-beam lights. Humpty Dumplings. Double lattes. Hooters. Shooters. Holy grails. Flying saucers. Traffic stoppers. Double Whoppers. Pillows. Soft-serve cones. Armadillos. Midget earmuffs. Warming globes. Strobes. Probes. Frontal lobes. Knockers. Honkers. Smurfs. Jogging partners. Bambi's Thumpers. Congo bongos.
I haven't heard of a few of those terms before, so thank Robert Lund who's web site I won't link to as it keeps crashing my browser for some unknown reason. Needless to say he obviously makes a living writing songs about the most critical subjects in today's world.
No matter what you call them, you just cannot beat boobs. Squeezing on the other hand ;-)
LOL i knew you wouldn't disappoint me :)
had a giggle at some of those names....and yes you and greg are similar (in a non-farmer, sucking on straw, riding the tractor and whittling wood kinda way). He tells me anything more than a handful is a waste - lucky he married me :)
I'll agree that Pam Anderson looks freakish, and she certainly did it to be big. She was soooooo pretty before.
I, on the other hand, consider mine a repair job. I was entirely unhappy with the way my breasts looked after breastfeeding. At 35, I didn't see why I should have to go through life with boobs I hated.
You'll get a ton of hits now. The last time I mentioned Boobiethon, my hits skyrocketed!